SAY DIE (the opposite of Never Say Die)

SAY DIE DIE

Dead on their Feet

in the box, on the mound

on the field

it was written sometime about MID-MAY

mid one Javy start

cum

wait till August to teach Grandy how to Hit

and

never work Gardner into a Leadoff Man

Time to give Girardi his own Fantasy team

and let him live and die with the stats of the day before

in a delusional dream world parallel to a real 162 game schedule

Let's give the ball to Robertson one more time

just in case he throws one pitch like he did the year before

wake up, pal

he didn't and he won't because he can't

wake up

wake up and go to sleep

go to sleep and forget about last offseason

Nick Johnsom —Ha!

I say HAH!

HAHH! HAH! HAH!!

who

uncannily was injured cleaning out his locker today

and will miss the rest of the offseason

with a pulled pork sandwich

The Year in review

I Say HAH!

2009

Nothing good ever lasts

Losing Damon and Matsui didn't work Hal and Hank

and neither do either of you

BEST THING ABOUT THE OFFSEASON

NO VASQUEZ ON NEXT YEAR'S TEAM

Someone Hold the Door there for Javy

Hey, Nick! Hold the Door For Javy

(Crash. Door Crushes Nick Johnson's Hand)

NICK: OUCH! Whad'Ya Say?

YANKEE FAN BASE: NEVER MIND

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THERE'S TOR-TERELLA THAN MEETS GOODBYE

(MAYBE)

GOODBYE

FINAL FINAL (FINAL)

A 4 Year old Child Would've pulled Burnett after walking the left handed whomever...

A 6 Year old Child would've had Logan ready to pitch to the left handed whomever...

An 8 year old Child would've had Joba or anyone come out for the top of the 6th...

Good night to this year —whose days had seen much better ones...

Good night to Bob Sheppard and So Long Freddie Sez...

So long Damon and Matsui...

Too bad about Tex —because

I was prepared to start

a Donate 5 Dollars

So Texiera Can Buy a Hit Fund

through Paypal

in the morning

If

sweet if

the

Yanks had won the game

but now all he needs

is a plane ticket

back home

the only really good goodbye

is

So Long Javy Vasquez

your third time around as a Yankee will be

as a piñata in the Hard Rock Cafe

Good Bye

Parting with this year is very sweet sorrow indeed

and

as i've said throughout the year

hello

all the unscored, non-manufactured runs

of 02, 03,04,05,06,07,08 and 10

when a turd the size of bengi molina

can empty out your lockers...

good bye to the magic

welcome back to the norm...

a.j. burnett should get shocked on the mound everytime he throws a ball in the dirt

zapppppppp

ohhhh

he'd learn

like the little dead dog head case he is

zap the whipping boy...

see what they can do about that little ditty in the spring...

So long till then...

go s.f.giants

where

no one's got a name anybody recognizes

other than the heart on their sleeves...

and The Mills Brothers sing Till Then...