EVERY day's a bad Javier day —why
Poor old Javy would be the only pitcher
to lose a perfect game
just As long
as he was pitching
for the New York Yankees
Even Jay Z couldn't make a Yankee Cap
more famous than a Yankee named Javy can
—A Yankee cap full of Mierda
No Cliff Lee; Javy's here to stay
Javy could throw 81 straight strikes
but still lose
cause six of his strikes
done been hit for home runs
one bad throw
and poor Javy goes on the defensive
and Poor Girardi feels Poor Javy needs
a chance to make amends
instead of letting Marte
get out the lefties
let the guy throw 81 strikes every game
for the rest of the season
let him do it for another team
bring up the kid with 2 gloves
who throws from both sides
Here's an idea for Joey G.
take Javy to the all star game
and let him hit in the home run contest
hell
he's seen enough of his own damn pitches
go out of the park
he's seen enough batters take that sweet swing
off of one of his fat pitches
and hit the ball out of the park
cause
that's the only way
his name and the Yankees
will ever be connected
at the top of the heap
