PARADE TOMORROW!!!!!!!

YANKEE FANS

REJOICE!!!!!!!!

Javier Vasquez has been removed from the starting rotation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parade tomorrow for Javy Vasquez through the Canyon of Zeros...

one car motorcade

Javy and a gypsy cabdriver

Last year,

the move to bat Damon in the 2 spot

paid off with a World Championship

perhaps

this move will be of similar importance

YANKEE FANS

REJOICE!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They're bringing Javy in from the Bullpen...

it's a long fly ball to Because —Why?

I don't know and I Don't Care!

BUM AND BUMMER

FRIDAY NIGHT BLIGHT

Burnett pitches doozie... that's mierda in any language...

followed by 3 & 1/2 by Javy

they pull Javy

The Yankees WIIIINNNNNNNNN...TTTTHHHHHHE YANKEES WIIIIIINNNNNNN...

New Formula

PULL JAVY

The Yankees WIIIINNNNNNNNN...TTTTHHHHHHE YANKEES WIIIIIINNNNNNN...

Burnet & Javy Back to Back...

TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE YANKEES DDDDDDOOOOOOON'T SSSSSTTTTAAAAND A

CCCCHHHHHANCCCCEE

HELP

WE NEED SOMEBODY

(Burnett pitches) NOO

NOT JUST ANYBODY

(Javy pitches)

HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP

A Win is A Win is a win...

Do the Math

Bum and Bummer -Back to Back

SENOR JAVY'S SCORELESS STREAK

JAVIER VASQUEZ BREAKS SCORELESS INNINGS STREAK!!!!

too bad

the streak is for the Yankees not scoring squatoosh when Javy pitches...

this just in:

Vasquez traded for three rookie pitchers who would beat the Yankees in the Playoffs...

wouldn't be bad

Cashman's best move of the year...

missed tonight's game until the ninth

but

in essence

missed nothing

SOS

Javy pitches well enough to keep getting handed the ball

if Dave Eiland were truly a genius

he'd soak the warm-up balls in the bullpen for Javy's next start

with triple poison sumac which takes three months to heal

and shake his head

Now how the hell did this happen

Jav

guess you just got bad luck

maybe next year, pal

for some other team

preferably one we play 19 times and meet in the playoffs

so there'd be a chance

The Yanks could turn the streak into their favor...

Javy Vasquez

till 2010 do us part

DOUBLE TROUBLE

were the double bubble toil and trouble witches from hamlet or macbeth??

doesn't matter

with burnett and vasquez back to back

the double trouble's on the New York Yankees

no more vasquez

save him for the damon triple in the detroit playoff series

in the deciding game

cliff lee looms larger than ever as we hit for average

the whole team hits like your average triple a guy

facing the majors for the very first time

hey

they pull javy after one mishap and bad pitch fter another

and

like

pow

the Yankees score

keep dreaming we win this game

pleasant dreams

four games till burnett

BUMMETTE (AS IN A J)

reletively speaking

A>J> BURNETT

is worse than Javy Vasquez

look at him

he gets the lead

and goes in to pitch the 7th

at least Girardi pulled Vasquez when he allowed a baserunner

why leave in Burnett?

something bad is bound to happen

like

the rosin bag

will fall funny

or

a double play

will be blown

on a bad throw

because of a good hustle

and

there he is

Burn out Bummette

having to prove that

he can make or break

any moment

in any game

for any reason

he chooses

he's the old dodge

good pitch/bad pitch

solid 7 innings

mister burnett

the sorriest specimen

of someone

supposedly special

on the mound

in the major leagues

to be treated with kid gloves

god forbid

he forgets how to pitch again

A Rod ties the game

pull this bum

or

lose the lead

good pitch/bad pitch

mister dud

WALK LIKE A MAN

JAVY

JAVY

retires nine in a row

so

why can't Javy do it

when

the Yanks give him the lead

why

because Vasquez belongs with a losing team

and that's stronger than any Yankee Legacy

now

boom

home run

to a kid from the farms

first jack ever

off

Javy vasquez

the kid's record's tainted

"Off Javy Vasquez?"

teammates ribbing the kid

up and down the bench

hey, kid

the shit you hit don't count

now joey g.

pulls the tross from cashmans neck

cashman

let's let

2009

#27

put 2004 behind us

and bring Javy Vasquez

back to the New York Yankees

WHEEEEEEeEE!!!!!

genius

genius

genius

yes

albert einstein WAS

a genius

cashman was a mook

to even think of Javy Vasquez

ever again in his life

let alone

ever

bring the bum back

in the fold

Joba comes in

the Yanks have a chance

just as long as Vasquez

doesn't look at the mound

as the rest of us look at

What Is...

A.J. BURNOUT TOO

I'm gonna be consistent from now on

for the rest of my Yankee career

no more enigma(s)

I got it all figured out

How to be consistent

I am gonna give up 8 runs every start from now on

no matter what

hey

lookie there

ole' A'J's consitent

he gives up 8 runs every start

and let me tell you dudes

Every start

when I reach 8 runs allowed on the scoreboard

I'm gonna have them pull me from the game

No matter what

so don't tell me no more

that I can't be consistent

cause I'll make it 10 runs

if you rub me the wrong way

Every little thing effects every pitch

inside my head

it's like

Bohemian Rhapsody

(the really mixed-up part)

I'd like to see anybody else do any better

or be more consistent

with the mixed=up part of Bohemian Rhapsody

playing in their brain

ouch...

BURNOUT, A.J. (And Joe)

Yeah, Joe G.

Let's bring in all the new guys

for the biggest game of the year

with our ace on the mound

and

let's put all our eggs

in A.J. Basketcase

equals

tied with Tampa Bay

time to bring in the BP dudes to figure out how to stop

Burnout's brain from leaking out

all over the clubhouse

My mechanics, My mechanics

his mechanics should be Charles Bronson

and Jan Micheal Vincent

as hit men in the 1973 movie

which was almost as sorry in it's own field

as Burnout is on his

give him a 2-0 lead

poof

Javy & Burnout

Tampa Bay's out there scrapping out runs...

Yankee's gonna feel like dead Sux 2 years ago

in 7 games or less

because

they ain't scrapping out anything

although they should scrap the rest

of

Burnout and Javy's

Yankee Careers

so far

the best move of the year

is dumping Chan Ho (out of the) Park

after one of the worst moves being

bringing him aboard in the first place

and this Granderson bit is not much better

oh, he's trying... he's trying

no argument there ...