Wednesday, September 29, 2010

HARVEY (air) VASQUEZ


Leave'em both off the roster,
Vasquez & Burnett
Double Trouble
the 6th & 7th worst pitchers
EVER
in all of Yankee History
but
this year
1 & 2
(either)
respectively
Ha!

Put Harvey on the mound
the 6ft 4" invisible rabbit
instead of Javy
Javy (air) Vasquez
the (air) stands for all of it
the ball sees after he throws a pitch
and the batter knocks if far into the stands

Harvey
maybe the umps would start seeing him, too
and manifesting more strikes in their minds
than the actual number Javy (air) throws

Keep'em off the whole post season roster
and send him somewhere last place
comes
easy to all

If this Yankee team scored 146 runs in the top of the 1st
Javy would give up 147 in the bottom
and
yes
Javy —3 run homer, Yes
Yanks down 7-0
then
The Yankees score 3
but not enough

keep'em off the roster
Him and Burnett
let the two-fisted pitcher lefty/righty from the minors
take both their places
and
Play Post season Ball
Baby
Play Post Season Ball



Thursday, September 23, 2010

FROM CHAMPS TO CHUMPS IN 10 SHORT MONTHS


KIDS
This Ain't 09 No More
It's over...
it was over the offseason...

talk Granderson all you want
he's fine in the 7 hole
no catalyst, though

the hurt locker —Nick Johnson
Hah
yeah
we'd like to rotate the DH
yeah
rotate the DL (more like)

and
the shitsickle of a pitcher that
Javier Vasquez IS

2 walks sandwiched between 3 —COUNT'em THREE
Hit batsmen in a row
IN A ROW
the records will keep on being broken by Javy
in the other teams favor
as long as he pitches for the Yankees
or should I say hits for the Yankees

Hits
the opposing team's players three times in a Row!
With the bases LOADED!

WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

and the other team was so elated
they retaliated by letting one of our guys get a hit
out of the kindness of their hearts
RETALIATION

Cashman
you screwed up a good thing
and
you let Cliff Lee get away
which would've been the move
which (more importantly)
would've given Old Javy his walking papers
so he could walk two batters between hitting 3 others in a row
fucking elsewhere

GOODBYE 09

Hello 0-10
10 unanswered runs tonight (really 9 but it seems so dramatic)
in an abysmal performance

Granderson should've caught that ball (Gardner would've)
and Javier Vasquez should've been body surfing hurricanes in Galveston
for the Astros for Oswalt from the first half of the season on

now Oswalt's with the Phils
and they're playing better ball

Let's see

Leave Javy Out of any equation Joe
and
The Yankees stand a chance