HARVEY (air) VASQUEZ

Leave'em both off the roster,

Vasquez & Burnett

Double Trouble

the 6th & 7th worst pitchers

EVER

in all of Yankee History

but

this year

1 & 2

(either)

respectively

Ha!

Put Harvey on the mound

the 6ft 4" invisible rabbit

instead of Javy

Javy (air) Vasquez

the (air) stands for all of it

the ball sees after he throws a pitch

and the batter knocks if far into the stands

Harvey

maybe the umps would start seeing him, too

and manifesting more strikes in their minds

than the actual number Javy (air) throws

Keep'em off the whole post season roster

and send him somewhere last place

comes

easy to all

If this Yankee team scored 146 runs in the top of the 1st

Javy would give up 147 in the bottom

and

yes

Javy —3 run homer, Yes

Yanks down 7-0

then

The Yankees score 3

but not enough

keep'em off the roster

Him and Burnett

let the two-fisted pitcher lefty/righty from the minors

take both their places

and

Play Post season Ball

Baby

Play Post Season Ball

FROM CHAMPS TO CHUMPS IN 10 SHORT MONTHS

KIDS

This Ain't 09 No More

It's over...

it was over the offseason...

talk Granderson all you want

he's fine in the 7 hole

no catalyst, though

the hurt locker —Nick Johnson

Hah

yeah

we'd like to rotate the DH

yeah

rotate the DL (more like)

and

the shitsickle of a pitcher that

Javier Vasquez IS

2 walks sandwiched between 3 —COUNT'em THREE

Hit batsmen in a row

IN A ROW

the records will keep on being broken by Javy

in the other teams favor

as long as he pitches for the Yankees

or should I say hits for the Yankees

Hits

the opposing team's players three times in a Row!

With the bases LOADED!

WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

and the other team was so elated

they retaliated by letting one of our guys get a hit

out of the kindness of their hearts

RETALIATION

Cashman

you screwed up a good thing

and

you let Cliff Lee get away

which would've been the move

which (more importantly)

would've given Old Javy his walking papers

so he could walk two batters between hitting 3 others in a row

fucking elsewhere

GOODBYE 09

Hello 0-10

10 unanswered runs tonight (really 9 but it seems so dramatic)

in an abysmal performance

Granderson should've caught that ball (Gardner would've)

and Javier Vasquez should've been body surfing hurricanes in Galveston

for the Astros for Oswalt from the first half of the season on

now Oswalt's with the Phils

and they're playing better ball

Let's see

Leave Javy Out of any equation Joe

and

The Yankees stand a chance

PARADE TOMORROW!!!!!!!

YANKEE FANS

REJOICE!!!!!!!!

Javier Vasquez has been removed from the starting rotation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parade tomorrow for Javy Vasquez through the Canyon of Zeros...

one car motorcade

Javy and a gypsy cabdriver

Last year,

the move to bat Damon in the 2 spot

paid off with a World Championship

perhaps

this move will be of similar importance

YANKEE FANS

REJOICE!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They're bringing Javy in from the Bullpen...

it's a long fly ball to Because —Why?

I don't know and I Don't Care!

BUM AND BUMMER

FRIDAY NIGHT BLIGHT

Burnett pitches doozie... that's mierda in any language...

followed by 3 & 1/2 by Javy

they pull Javy

The Yankees WIIIINNNNNNNNN...TTTTHHHHHHE YANKEES WIIIIIINNNNNNN...

New Formula

PULL JAVY

The Yankees WIIIINNNNNNNNN...TTTTHHHHHHE YANKEES WIIIIIINNNNNNN...

Burnet & Javy Back to Back...

TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE YANKEES DDDDDDOOOOOOON'T SSSSSTTTTAAAAND A

CCCCHHHHHANCCCCEE

HELP

WE NEED SOMEBODY

(Burnett pitches) NOO

NOT JUST ANYBODY

(Javy pitches)

HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP

A Win is A Win is a win...

Do the Math

Bum and Bummer -Back to Back

SENOR JAVY'S SCORELESS STREAK

JAVIER VASQUEZ BREAKS SCORELESS INNINGS STREAK!!!!

too bad

the streak is for the Yankees not scoring squatoosh when Javy pitches...

this just in:

Vasquez traded for three rookie pitchers who would beat the Yankees in the Playoffs...

wouldn't be bad

Cashman's best move of the year...

missed tonight's game until the ninth

but

in essence

missed nothing

SOS

Javy pitches well enough to keep getting handed the ball

if Dave Eiland were truly a genius

he'd soak the warm-up balls in the bullpen for Javy's next start

with triple poison sumac which takes three months to heal

and shake his head

Now how the hell did this happen

Jav

guess you just got bad luck

maybe next year, pal

for some other team

preferably one we play 19 times and meet in the playoffs

so there'd be a chance

The Yanks could turn the streak into their favor...

Javy Vasquez

till 2010 do us part

DOUBLE TROUBLE

were the double bubble toil and trouble witches from hamlet or macbeth??

doesn't matter

with burnett and vasquez back to back

the double trouble's on the New York Yankees

no more vasquez

save him for the damon triple in the detroit playoff series

in the deciding game

cliff lee looms larger than ever as we hit for average

the whole team hits like your average triple a guy

facing the majors for the very first time

hey

they pull javy after one mishap and bad pitch fter another

and

like

pow

the Yankees score

keep dreaming we win this game

pleasant dreams

four games till burnett

BUMMETTE (AS IN A J)

reletively speaking

A>J> BURNETT

is worse than Javy Vasquez

look at him

he gets the lead

and goes in to pitch the 7th

at least Girardi pulled Vasquez when he allowed a baserunner

why leave in Burnett?

something bad is bound to happen

like

the rosin bag

will fall funny

or

a double play

will be blown

on a bad throw

because of a good hustle

and

there he is

Burn out Bummette

having to prove that

he can make or break

any moment

in any game

for any reason

he chooses

he's the old dodge

good pitch/bad pitch

solid 7 innings

mister burnett

the sorriest specimen

of someone

supposedly special

on the mound

in the major leagues

to be treated with kid gloves

god forbid

he forgets how to pitch again

A Rod ties the game

pull this bum

or

lose the lead

good pitch/bad pitch

mister dud