SAY DIE DIE
Dead on their Feet
in the box, on the mound
on the field
it was written sometime about MID-MAY
mid one Javy start
cum
wait till August to teach Grandy how to Hit
and
never work Gardner into a Leadoff Man
Time to give Girardi his own Fantasy team
and let him live and die with the stats of the day before
in a delusional dream world parallel to a real 162 game schedule
Let's give the ball to Robertson one more time
just in case he throws one pitch like he did the year before
wake up, pal
he didn't and he won't because he can't
wake up
wake up and go to sleep
go to sleep and forget about last offseason
Nick Johnsom —Ha!
I say HAH!
HAHH! HAH! HAH!!
who
uncannily was injured cleaning out his locker today
and will miss the rest of the offseason
with a pulled pork sandwich
The Year in review
I Say HAH!
2009
Nothing good ever lasts
Losing Damon and Matsui didn't work Hal and Hank
and neither do either of you
BEST THING ABOUT THE OFFSEASON
NO VASQUEZ ON NEXT YEAR'S TEAM
Someone Hold the Door there for Javy
Hey, Nick! Hold the Door For Javy
(Crash. Door Crushes Nick Johnson's Hand)
NICK: OUCH! Whad'Ya Say?
YANKEE FAN BASE: NEVER MIND
PLEASE TUNE IN TO NY RANGERS BLOG:
THERE'S TOR-TERELLA THAN MEETS GOODBYE
(MAYBE)
GOODBYE
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