TRICKY NICK

Only Nick the Lick can hit a rally ending Double (i mean, did he get to 3rd w/nobody out —NO)

He did get back to the dugout after three straight outs, though. Nick the Lick. And guess who

comes up to the plate after two good singles by Martin and Gardner and Jeter moving them

over(two outs) Who comes up? Of Course it's Nick the Lick who swings like he's gonna clear the

center field wall with ease —like the ball is used to doing whenever he puts wood to it Nick the

Lick. Wild man Garcia didn't help the Yankees Cause, but it was Nick the Lick (Tricky Nick) and

it'll be the next good Yankee season when they don't have him to kick around anymore.

JAVY METTLE

It's Javy time, people... fan and foes alike... my mother still loves me, so.... that's one at least i'm sure of... my wife i'm not so sure of though... even she's been leaving roy oswalt posters in her wake around the house... i mean, i open up the fridge and there's oswalt on the rack instead of my protein shakes... makes me kind of wonder, but there's no time for doubt now, now... i've got a national league lineup to peddle my wares to... look out mets... ok... i'm about to take the mound...hell, even i think they should switch jeter and gardner in the lineup... poor gardner...

he's done it all, but they're giving him the shaft again... jeter's one of the class number two hitters in the history of the game, i mean — as much so That his number is 2, duh... all right, here i go...

pray for me... let's see what i got besides a sock full of mierda so far...