NO CLUE IS AS NO CLUE DOES

Arkansas Jaundice is back on the mound for the Yanks and boy are their arms tired...

Throwing those long doubles off the wall balls back in to keep the damage down...

They've seen Defeatle and the Damage Done with Jaundice pitching...

Every Excuse in the world for this bum: Let's see if he can climb the dugout stairs

and point where the rosin bag is —Uh Oh —Wild Pitch, run scores —let me tell you bob and tom and dread and malice —look for anything as a positive sign —he's thrown 100 pitches yet 8 of them for strikes and only 6 wild pitches and 13 walks but we're only down by 35 runs and it's only the bottom of the first but he's got two outs and he's ahead on the count to the guy at the plate and we've got a chance to get a few runs back with our 4, 5 & 6 hitter coming up in the top of the second if they remember how to hit —Down 2-0 after the first; there's a good chance we'll win when he (Ole Arkansas Jaundice)'s given the old heave ho.

WILL HE EVER WIN

Will Fleetwood Slack —Ole Arkansas Jaundice ever beat an American League team again?

0-fer since round early June against any team in own league, but Jaundice leads the majors,

majors, majors —In really Wild pitches.

Field of Nightmares: (Girardi hears an eerie voice)If He Pitches You Will Lose...

Pull the plug on this Putrid Punk and put him out to Pasture on a field of fetid flop.

OK —We've got the lead back thanks to Jeter.

Now let's watch the tattooed hate boy give it back. Sounds almost familiar.

something like a ritual. He's different! He's Different! You give him a 13-1 lead and he blows it!

He different! Burn Him! Burnett him at the Steak over the coach from last years eye.

Here he comes back for the 6th. Let's close our eyes and pray...

What the "A" & the "J" in A.J. Stands For:

At one time —the Yankees had "Louisiana Lightning" —Ron Guidry, a battler —a Winner.

Now, Sadly —Time has evolved such to give us "Arkansas Jaundice" —A.J. Burnett, A Tattooed

Hate Boy Psycho Loser

"Arkansas Jaundice"

Bench Him Today

SAY DIE (the opposite of Never Say Die)

SAY DIE DIE

Dead on their Feet

in the box, on the mound

on the field

it was written sometime about MID-MAY

mid one Javy start

cum

wait till August to teach Grandy how to Hit

and

never work Gardner into a Leadoff Man

Time to give Girardi his own Fantasy team

and let him live and die with the stats of the day before

in a delusional dream world parallel to a real 162 game schedule

Let's give the ball to Robertson one more time

just in case he throws one pitch like he did the year before

wake up, pal

he didn't and he won't because he can't

wake up

wake up and go to sleep

go to sleep and forget about last offseason

Nick Johnsom —Ha!

I say HAH!

HAHH! HAH! HAH!!

who

uncannily was injured cleaning out his locker today

and will miss the rest of the offseason

with a pulled pork sandwich

The Year in review

I Say HAH!

2009

Nothing good ever lasts

Losing Damon and Matsui didn't work Hal and Hank

and neither do either of you

BEST THING ABOUT THE OFFSEASON

NO VASQUEZ ON NEXT YEAR'S TEAM

Someone Hold the Door there for Javy

Hey, Nick! Hold the Door For Javy

(Crash. Door Crushes Nick Johnson's Hand)

NICK: OUCH! Whad'Ya Say?

YANKEE FAN BASE: NEVER MIND

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THERE'S TOR-TERELLA THAN MEETS GOODBYE

(MAYBE)

GOODBYE

FINAL FINAL (FINAL)

A 4 Year old Child Would've pulled Burnett after walking the left handed whomever...

A 6 Year old Child would've had Logan ready to pitch to the left handed whomever...

An 8 year old Child would've had Joba or anyone come out for the top of the 6th...

Good night to this year —whose days had seen much better ones...

Good night to Bob Sheppard and So Long Freddie Sez...

So long Damon and Matsui...

Too bad about Tex —because

I was prepared to start

a Donate 5 Dollars

So Texiera Can Buy a Hit Fund

through Paypal

in the morning

If

sweet if

the

Yanks had won the game

but now all he needs

is a plane ticket

back home

the only really good goodbye

is

So Long Javy Vasquez

your third time around as a Yankee will be

as a piñata in the Hard Rock Cafe

Good Bye

Parting with this year is very sweet sorrow indeed

and

as i've said throughout the year

hello

all the unscored, non-manufactured runs

of 02, 03,04,05,06,07,08 and 10

when a turd the size of bengi molina

can empty out your lockers...

good bye to the magic

welcome back to the norm...

a.j. burnett should get shocked on the mound everytime he throws a ball in the dirt

zapppppppp

ohhhh

he'd learn

like the little dead dog head case he is

zap the whipping boy...

see what they can do about that little ditty in the spring...

So long till then...

go s.f.giants

where

no one's got a name anybody recognizes

other than the heart on their sleeves...

and The Mills Brothers sing Till Then...

HARVEY (air) VASQUEZ

Leave'em both off the roster,

Vasquez & Burnett

Double Trouble

the 6th & 7th worst pitchers

EVER

in all of Yankee History

but

this year

1 & 2

(either)

respectively

Ha!

Put Harvey on the mound

the 6ft 4" invisible rabbit

instead of Javy

Javy (air) Vasquez

the (air) stands for all of it

the ball sees after he throws a pitch

and the batter knocks if far into the stands

Harvey

maybe the umps would start seeing him, too

and manifesting more strikes in their minds

than the actual number Javy (air) throws

Keep'em off the whole post season roster

and send him somewhere last place

comes

easy to all

If this Yankee team scored 146 runs in the top of the 1st

Javy would give up 147 in the bottom

and

yes

Javy —3 run homer, Yes

Yanks down 7-0

then

The Yankees score 3

but not enough

keep'em off the roster

Him and Burnett

let the two-fisted pitcher lefty/righty from the minors

take both their places

and

Play Post season Ball

Baby

Play Post Season Ball

FROM CHAMPS TO CHUMPS IN 10 SHORT MONTHS

KIDS

This Ain't 09 No More

It's over...

it was over the offseason...

talk Granderson all you want

he's fine in the 7 hole

no catalyst, though

the hurt locker —Nick Johnson

Hah

yeah

we'd like to rotate the DH

yeah

rotate the DL (more like)

and

the shitsickle of a pitcher that

Javier Vasquez IS

2 walks sandwiched between 3 —COUNT'em THREE

Hit batsmen in a row

IN A ROW

the records will keep on being broken by Javy

in the other teams favor

as long as he pitches for the Yankees

or should I say hits for the Yankees

Hits

the opposing team's players three times in a Row!

With the bases LOADED!

WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

and the other team was so elated

they retaliated by letting one of our guys get a hit

out of the kindness of their hearts

RETALIATION

Cashman

you screwed up a good thing

and

you let Cliff Lee get away

which would've been the move

which (more importantly)

would've given Old Javy his walking papers

so he could walk two batters between hitting 3 others in a row

fucking elsewhere

GOODBYE 09

Hello 0-10

10 unanswered runs tonight (really 9 but it seems so dramatic)

in an abysmal performance

Granderson should've caught that ball (Gardner would've)

and Javier Vasquez should've been body surfing hurricanes in Galveston

for the Astros for Oswalt from the first half of the season on

now Oswalt's with the Phils

and they're playing better ball

Let's see

Leave Javy Out of any equation Joe

and

The Yankees stand a chance