LUNDQVIST (THE KING) —(HERE KING)

How could The King allow the Ovechkin goal 1 minute into the last Ranger game of the year
to bust his hole for the Playoffs? It happened. He's a 30/40 game regular season King,
but in the second season —He's a Here King (smooching sounds) Dog. 8th seed Anderson has risen to
the occasion, yet he's an 8th seed team goalie. Last year, The King was an 8th seed team goalie and he played his role very well.

Not to mention Tortorella, the man with the live-in-the-past-with-other-personnel plan.
Bunch of skaters on the ice who were't used to the other. Bad coaching. Bad goaltending.
Outmanned, Outmuscled. 1st Seed/8th seed —no difference.

The only cat on the Ranger team to actually rise to playoff caliber hockey was Stralman
(shift in/shift out)

See You Next Year, King. It's another Rangers Season down the drain.

Another Rangers Team that couldn't forecheck. Couldn't score.
Give Ottawa credit.
No.
Give Ovechkin credit. He busted The Kings hole.

FREDDY'S DEAD

Freddy Garcia has Pettitte Mal Siezures.

He cannot pitch anymore. He cannot think about anything else but the number of days
he has left in the yankee rotation (in a yankee uniform, for that matter)

The second Andy Pettitte announced his return, poor Freddy lost his inner pitcher. He's got an outer pitcher. His outer pitcher can't pitch a 1-2-3 inning, unless it's 1-2-3 runs behind after the inning is over.

Freddy's dead. Send him packing now, put Phelps in his spot until Andy comes back.

I'm paid nothing for this. You would think the people who are paid could see what happened to Freddy's mindset the second Pettitte announced his return and make a move.

Freddy Garcia is the only pitcher in the league the Red Sox don't fear.

Freddy's Dead. That's what I said.

TRICKY NICK

Only Nick the Lick can hit a rally ending Double (i mean, did he get to 3rd w/nobody out —NO)

He did get back to the dugout after three straight outs, though. Nick the Lick. And guess who

comes up to the plate after two good singles by Martin and Gardner and Jeter moving them

over(two outs) Who comes up? Of Course it's Nick the Lick who swings like he's gonna clear the

center field wall with ease —like the ball is used to doing whenever he puts wood to it Nick the

Lick. Wild man Garcia didn't help the Yankees Cause, but it was Nick the Lick (Tricky Nick) and

it'll be the next good Yankee season when they don't have him to kick around anymore.

Private Clutch

Nick the Lick don't know the word Quit; there ain't no word quit in him —Like — Quit Screwing up
Quit Trying too hard Quit pretending you belong in the majors; just short so he's got a small strike zone which earns the walk now and then when it don't count

3 run losing homer last night and today all they chances to avoid the sweep and all he avoids is
coming through in the clutch

nick swisher —private clutch; and one sentence sums it up —a private don't belong in the majors

private clutch —159 games and counting; a man's gotta know his limitations.

NICK THE LICK

Nick Swisher —Yankee Fans (aka Nick the Lick {as in} can't hit a {lick})

popping up another ball four for an out after starting 3 and 0 and then sitting on the bench,

near the cooler, cause that's what he is —the cooler; an anti-rally round the flag boy.

Good eye, Good eye, Good eye (which one) cause the other eye sucks (oh, he's just pushing too hard

and he's so hard on himself... the new whipping boy —Nick the Lick) Number two in the lineup and

number two in productivity. Nick Swisher Switch Hitter —you gotta get hits to be a switch

hitter —pretty soon his season averages will catch up to his playoff stats —oh he's just trying

too hard —bring up some kid and put him near the cooler and don't let him step in number 2.

MADE IN THE TRADE

The Brasses are Talking their Brasses off —TRADE!!!!!!

Arkansas Jaundice!!!!!!!!

Before the season begins!!!!!!!!!


To watch the NY Yankees and never see A.J. Burnett in a Yankee Uniform again?


What a dream! Pinch me —I must be sleeping...


Wasn't the happiest at seeing Montero go to Seattle but now that one of the consequences
is no more Burnett—WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How mny days left until Pitchers (minus 1) and catchers (minus 1)?

Yankees Call It A Night

Dog days are gone

so are our boys

how many sentences can use our and are or are and our consecutively in a row
like rich millionaires
who get richer by the minute sliding scale of currency to
little man and woman child watching from day one at work and play and home
that can't afford a seat for themselves let alone the whole brood at the stadium

word one

swisher
what a lovely yankee i remember
i think his last year was 2011
but he was a yankee who seemed like he did good for image and community
but that white sox dude who got fired and retired the same year that swisher
got his walking papers (2011)
said
he don't have the guts to break wind for a laugh
in the clubhouse he inhabits in erroneously useful fashion
first off goodbye swisher

and second that motion
posada was a gent of greAt enrmous contastopony what is and what does that mean
he won 4 and lost 10 either as part 10 or on the way to 10

goodbye posada
hip hop jorge

thirly and most emphatically unequivical:
burnett (arkansas jaundice)
what a job he did salvaging game 4 or was it setting up failure in game 5
and did granderson's catch save the ass of a scoundrel who should be given an avery burial at sea

goodnight
eat his contract
for 220 billion
or whatever
arkansaa jaundice can eat 50 eggs
he is the catalyst
to not losing game 4
so game 5 could break more heart
a.j. burnett eat 80 years of paid for contract
from now on
until
our grandchildren have died
and the great great ones don't remember
what a scumbag solid loser had implanted in the concept
of the nothing boss george died
as steve jobs died
as losing counts
more
now than winning
thus the 1-9 last decade record
and perhaps the best reprieve
of not losing 2 years in a row in the playoffs to the same team since the giants
in 1922

so much better

better losers

and valverde calls the shot

your ass is kicked by lesser losers

goodbye
swisher
wade
ayala
young andruw
burnett

next year
we must win the world series or be dissatisfied

the rest is bullshit and we know it

only

bullshit smells as deep as the dead gone batty while dying no more

give it up

give up the ghost

the yanks are winners

not some chant from one prick who bought the team in 72

give it up

uh 73

let's bring back reggie

we already did

he keeps on talking

we've just won once

give it up

give up the ghost

it's time to die and live again

if 15 years

then that's enough

to live again
without the vice
of the immortal