SAY DIE (the opposite of Never Say Die)

SAY DIE DIE

Dead on their Feet

in the box, on the mound

on the field

it was written sometime about MID-MAY

mid one Javy start

cum

wait till August to teach Grandy how to Hit

and

never work Gardner into a Leadoff Man

Time to give Girardi his own Fantasy team

and let him live and die with the stats of the day before

in a delusional dream world parallel to a real 162 game schedule

Let's give the ball to Robertson one more time

just in case he throws one pitch like he did the year before

wake up, pal

he didn't and he won't because he can't

wake up

wake up and go to sleep

go to sleep and forget about last offseason

Nick Johnsom —Ha!

I say HAH!

HAHH! HAH! HAH!!

who

uncannily was injured cleaning out his locker today

and will miss the rest of the offseason

with a pulled pork sandwich

The Year in review

I Say HAH!

2009

Nothing good ever lasts

Losing Damon and Matsui didn't work Hal and Hank

and neither do either of you

BEST THING ABOUT THE OFFSEASON

NO VASQUEZ ON NEXT YEAR'S TEAM

Someone Hold the Door there for Javy

Hey, Nick! Hold the Door For Javy

(Crash. Door Crushes Nick Johnson's Hand)

NICK: OUCH! Whad'Ya Say?

YANKEE FAN BASE: NEVER MIND

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THERE'S TOR-TERELLA THAN MEETS GOODBYE

(MAYBE)

GOODBYE

FINAL FINAL (FINAL)

A 4 Year old Child Would've pulled Burnett after walking the left handed whomever...

A 6 Year old Child would've had Logan ready to pitch to the left handed whomever...

An 8 year old Child would've had Joba or anyone come out for the top of the 6th...

Good night to this year —whose days had seen much better ones...

Good night to Bob Sheppard and So Long Freddie Sez...

So long Damon and Matsui...

Too bad about Tex —because

I was prepared to start

a Donate 5 Dollars

So Texiera Can Buy a Hit Fund

through Paypal

in the morning

If

sweet if

the

Yanks had won the game

but now all he needs

is a plane ticket

back home

the only really good goodbye

is

So Long Javy Vasquez

your third time around as a Yankee will be

as a piñata in the Hard Rock Cafe

Good Bye

Parting with this year is very sweet sorrow indeed

and

as i've said throughout the year

hello

all the unscored, non-manufactured runs

of 02, 03,04,05,06,07,08 and 10

when a turd the size of bengi molina

can empty out your lockers...

good bye to the magic

welcome back to the norm...

a.j. burnett should get shocked on the mound everytime he throws a ball in the dirt

zapppppppp

ohhhh

he'd learn

like the little dead dog head case he is

zap the whipping boy...

see what they can do about that little ditty in the spring...

So long till then...

go s.f.giants

where

no one's got a name anybody recognizes

other than the heart on their sleeves...

and The Mills Brothers sing Till Then...

HARVEY (air) VASQUEZ

Leave'em both off the roster,

Vasquez & Burnett

Double Trouble

the 6th & 7th worst pitchers

EVER

in all of Yankee History

but

this year

1 & 2

(either)

respectively

Ha!

Put Harvey on the mound

the 6ft 4" invisible rabbit

instead of Javy

Javy (air) Vasquez

the (air) stands for all of it

the ball sees after he throws a pitch

and the batter knocks if far into the stands

Harvey

maybe the umps would start seeing him, too

and manifesting more strikes in their minds

than the actual number Javy (air) throws

Keep'em off the whole post season roster

and send him somewhere last place

comes

easy to all

If this Yankee team scored 146 runs in the top of the 1st

Javy would give up 147 in the bottom

and

yes

Javy —3 run homer, Yes

Yanks down 7-0

then

The Yankees score 3

but not enough

keep'em off the roster

Him and Burnett

let the two-fisted pitcher lefty/righty from the minors

take both their places

and

Play Post season Ball

Baby

Play Post Season Ball

FROM CHAMPS TO CHUMPS IN 10 SHORT MONTHS

KIDS

This Ain't 09 No More

It's over...

it was over the offseason...

talk Granderson all you want

he's fine in the 7 hole

no catalyst, though

the hurt locker —Nick Johnson

Hah

yeah

we'd like to rotate the DH

yeah

rotate the DL (more like)

and

the shitsickle of a pitcher that

Javier Vasquez IS

2 walks sandwiched between 3 —COUNT'em THREE

Hit batsmen in a row

IN A ROW

the records will keep on being broken by Javy

in the other teams favor

as long as he pitches for the Yankees

or should I say hits for the Yankees

Hits

the opposing team's players three times in a Row!

With the bases LOADED!

WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

and the other team was so elated

they retaliated by letting one of our guys get a hit

out of the kindness of their hearts

RETALIATION

Cashman

you screwed up a good thing

and

you let Cliff Lee get away

which would've been the move

which (more importantly)

would've given Old Javy his walking papers

so he could walk two batters between hitting 3 others in a row

fucking elsewhere

GOODBYE 09

Hello 0-10

10 unanswered runs tonight (really 9 but it seems so dramatic)

in an abysmal performance

Granderson should've caught that ball (Gardner would've)

and Javier Vasquez should've been body surfing hurricanes in Galveston

for the Astros for Oswalt from the first half of the season on

now Oswalt's with the Phils

and they're playing better ball

Let's see

Leave Javy Out of any equation Joe

and

The Yankees stand a chance

PARADE TOMORROW!!!!!!!

YANKEE FANS

REJOICE!!!!!!!!

Javier Vasquez has been removed from the starting rotation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parade tomorrow for Javy Vasquez through the Canyon of Zeros...

one car motorcade

Javy and a gypsy cabdriver

Last year,

the move to bat Damon in the 2 spot

paid off with a World Championship

perhaps

this move will be of similar importance

YANKEE FANS

REJOICE!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They're bringing Javy in from the Bullpen...

it's a long fly ball to Because —Why?

I don't know and I Don't Care!

BUM AND BUMMER

FRIDAY NIGHT BLIGHT

Burnett pitches doozie... that's mierda in any language...

followed by 3 & 1/2 by Javy

they pull Javy

The Yankees WIIIINNNNNNNNN...TTTTHHHHHHE YANKEES WIIIIIINNNNNNN...

New Formula

PULL JAVY

The Yankees WIIIINNNNNNNNN...TTTTHHHHHHE YANKEES WIIIIIINNNNNNN...

Burnet & Javy Back to Back...

TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE YANKEES DDDDDDOOOOOOON'T SSSSSTTTTAAAAND A

CCCCHHHHHANCCCCEE

HELP

WE NEED SOMEBODY

(Burnett pitches) NOO

NOT JUST ANYBODY

(Javy pitches)

HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP

A Win is A Win is a win...

Do the Math

Bum and Bummer -Back to Back

SENOR JAVY'S SCORELESS STREAK

JAVIER VASQUEZ BREAKS SCORELESS INNINGS STREAK!!!!

too bad

the streak is for the Yankees not scoring squatoosh when Javy pitches...

this just in:

Vasquez traded for three rookie pitchers who would beat the Yankees in the Playoffs...

wouldn't be bad

Cashman's best move of the year...

missed tonight's game until the ninth

but

in essence

missed nothing

SOS

Javy pitches well enough to keep getting handed the ball

if Dave Eiland were truly a genius

he'd soak the warm-up balls in the bullpen for Javy's next start

with triple poison sumac which takes three months to heal

and shake his head

Now how the hell did this happen

Jav

guess you just got bad luck

maybe next year, pal

for some other team

preferably one we play 19 times and meet in the playoffs

so there'd be a chance

The Yanks could turn the streak into their favor...

Javy Vasquez

till 2010 do us part