Yankees Call It A Night

Dog days are gone

so are our boys

how many sentences can use our and are or are and our consecutively in a row
like rich millionaires
who get richer by the minute sliding scale of currency to
little man and woman child watching from day one at work and play and home
that can't afford a seat for themselves let alone the whole brood at the stadium

word one

swisher
what a lovely yankee i remember
i think his last year was 2011
but he was a yankee who seemed like he did good for image and community
but that white sox dude who got fired and retired the same year that swisher
got his walking papers (2011)
said
he don't have the guts to break wind for a laugh
in the clubhouse he inhabits in erroneously useful fashion
first off goodbye swisher

and second that motion
posada was a gent of greAt enrmous contastopony what is and what does that mean
he won 4 and lost 10 either as part 10 or on the way to 10

goodbye posada
hip hop jorge

thirly and most emphatically unequivical:
burnett (arkansas jaundice)
what a job he did salvaging game 4 or was it setting up failure in game 5
and did granderson's catch save the ass of a scoundrel who should be given an avery burial at sea

goodnight
eat his contract
for 220 billion
or whatever
arkansaa jaundice can eat 50 eggs
he is the catalyst
to not losing game 4
so game 5 could break more heart
a.j. burnett eat 80 years of paid for contract
from now on
until
our grandchildren have died
and the great great ones don't remember
what a scumbag solid loser had implanted in the concept
of the nothing boss george died
as steve jobs died
as losing counts
more
now than winning
thus the 1-9 last decade record
and perhaps the best reprieve
of not losing 2 years in a row in the playoffs to the same team since the giants
in 1922

so much better

better losers

and valverde calls the shot

your ass is kicked by lesser losers

goodbye
swisher
wade
ayala
young andruw
burnett

next year
we must win the world series or be dissatisfied

the rest is bullshit and we know it

only

bullshit smells as deep as the dead gone batty while dying no more

give it up

give up the ghost

the yanks are winners

not some chant from one prick who bought the team in 72

give it up

uh 73

let's bring back reggie

we already did

he keeps on talking

we've just won once

give it up

give up the ghost

it's time to die and live again

if 15 years

then that's enough

to live again
without the vice
of the immortal