Saturday, April 7, 2012

NICK THE LICK

Nick Swisher —Yankee Fans (aka Nick the Lick {as in} can't hit a {lick})

popping up another ball four for an out after starting 3 and 0 and then sitting on the bench,

near the cooler, cause that's what he is —the cooler; an anti-rally round the flag boy.

Good eye, Good eye, Good eye (which one) cause the other eye sucks (oh, he's just pushing too hard

and he's so hard on himself... the new whipping boy —Nick the Lick) Number two in the lineup and

number two in productivity. Nick Swisher Switch Hitter —you gotta get hits to be a switch

hitter —pretty soon his season averages will catch up to his playoff stats —oh he's just trying

too hard —bring up some kid and put him near the cooler and don't let him step in number 2.

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