Nick Swisher —Yankee Fans (aka Nick the Lick {as in} can't hit a {lick})
popping up another ball four for an out after starting 3 and 0 and then sitting on the bench,
near the cooler, cause that's what he is —the cooler; an anti-rally round the flag boy.
Good eye, Good eye, Good eye (which one) cause the other eye sucks (oh, he's just pushing too hard 
and he's so hard on himself... the new whipping boy —Nick the Lick) Number two in the lineup and 
number two in productivity.  Nick Swisher  Switch Hitter —you gotta get hits to be a switch 
hitter  —pretty soon his season averages will catch up to his playoff stats —oh he's just trying 
too hard  —bring up some kid and put him near the cooler and don't let him step in number 2.
Saturday, April 7, 2012
NICK THE LICK
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