Thursday, September 23, 2010

FROM CHAMPS TO CHUMPS IN 10 SHORT MONTHS


KIDS
This Ain't 09 No More
It's over...
it was over the offseason...

talk Granderson all you want
he's fine in the 7 hole
no catalyst, though

the hurt locker —Nick Johnson
Hah
yeah
we'd like to rotate the DH
yeah
rotate the DL (more like)

and
the shitsickle of a pitcher that
Javier Vasquez IS

2 walks sandwiched between 3 —COUNT'em THREE
Hit batsmen in a row
IN A ROW
the records will keep on being broken by Javy
in the other teams favor
as long as he pitches for the Yankees
or should I say hits for the Yankees

Hits
the opposing team's players three times in a Row!
With the bases LOADED!

WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

and the other team was so elated
they retaliated by letting one of our guys get a hit
out of the kindness of their hearts
RETALIATION

Cashman
you screwed up a good thing
and
you let Cliff Lee get away
which would've been the move
which (more importantly)
would've given Old Javy his walking papers
so he could walk two batters between hitting 3 others in a row
fucking elsewhere

GOODBYE 09

Hello 0-10
10 unanswered runs tonight (really 9 but it seems so dramatic)
in an abysmal performance

Granderson should've caught that ball (Gardner would've)
and Javier Vasquez should've been body surfing hurricanes in Galveston
for the Astros for Oswalt from the first half of the season on

now Oswalt's with the Phils
and they're playing better ball

Let's see

Leave Javy Out of any equation Joe
and
The Yankees stand a chance


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