HARVEY (air) VASQUEZ

Leave'em both off the roster,

Vasquez & Burnett

Double Trouble

the 6th & 7th worst pitchers

EVER

in all of Yankee History

but

this year

1 & 2

(either)

respectively

Ha!

Put Harvey on the mound

the 6ft 4" invisible rabbit

instead of Javy

Javy (air) Vasquez

the (air) stands for all of it

the ball sees after he throws a pitch

and the batter knocks if far into the stands

Harvey

maybe the umps would start seeing him, too

and manifesting more strikes in their minds

than the actual number Javy (air) throws

Keep'em off the whole post season roster

and send him somewhere last place

comes

easy to all

If this Yankee team scored 146 runs in the top of the 1st

Javy would give up 147 in the bottom

and

yes

Javy —3 run homer, Yes

Yanks down 7-0

then

The Yankees score 3

but not enough

keep'em off the roster

Him and Burnett

let the two-fisted pitcher lefty/righty from the minors

take both their places

and

Play Post season Ball

Baby

Play Post Season Ball