Saturday, August 20, 2011

NO CLUE IS AS NO CLUE DOES



Arkansas Jaundice is back on the mound for the Yanks and boy are their arms tired...
Throwing those long doubles off the wall balls back in to keep the damage down...
They've seen Defeatle and the Damage Done with Jaundice pitching...
Every Excuse in the world for this bum: Let's see if he can climb the dugout stairs
and point where the rosin bag is —Uh Oh —Wild Pitch, run scores —let me tell you bob and tom and dread and malice —look for anything as a positive sign —he's thrown 100 pitches yet 8 of them for strikes and only 6 wild pitches and 13 walks but we're only down by 35 runs and it's only the bottom of the first but he's got two outs and he's ahead on the count to the guy at the plate and we've got a chance to get a few runs back with our 4, 5 & 6 hitter coming up in the top of the second if they remember how to hit —Down 2-0 after the first; there's a good chance we'll win when he (Ole Arkansas Jaundice)'s given the old heave ho.


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