Echolalic JAVY

From now on, I'm gonna watch a video of Koufax or Gibson instead that bum on the mound Dontrelle Willis —because I caught whatever he has

cause I couldn't find the plate

so I texted Pedroia and he said That's because You're not in Boston, Javy

and I texted back No, not the Boston Club, Dude... Home plate...

News Update

Joey G. wakes up and realizes 1998-2000 dynasty manufactured runs with a leadoff hitter named Knoblach and the rest was history, so... Brett Gardner will be the Yankees new leadoff hitter...

A.J.Burnout update (from Arkansas)

Yeah, I had to hightail it back here and work on my mechanics... They been sitting around, doing nothing —so i had to light a fire under their asses and have'em get back to work on my Chevelle... Be back in LA to lose another... Maybe I can be the pitcher that lets Manny break Gherig's Grand Slam Record... add me to more Yankee lore... like, giving up 3 home runs in the first inning after 2 outs...

Javy back, fans... Hey, no fair... stop booing... I can't see the signs... or the writing on the wall...

well, we're only down 2 to 1... the night is young...