TRADE IN AMERICA

OK, Fans —so what do you think? Will I make my start tomorrow, or will I be starting for

the Astros?

See... The Yankees get Cliff Lee from Seattle for whatever these minor league dude's names

are

and

then trade me to Houston for Berkman

so

they got a DH (not Nick Johnson —whose DH stands for Dude Hurt)

So maybe Javy be taking a space shuttle to Houston

and

I'll have to morph this blog into

A.J. Burnout (instead of Burnett)

whose mechanics haven't been so great

they messed up the 357 in his '69 chevelle

Dude Hurt...