Monday, August 16, 2010

SENOR JAVY'S SCORELESS STREAK

JAVIER VASQUEZ BREAKS SCORELESS INNINGS STREAK!!!!
too bad
the streak is for the Yankees not scoring squatoosh when Javy pitches...

this just in:
Vasquez traded for three rookie pitchers who would beat the Yankees in the Playoffs...

wouldn't be bad

Cashman's best move of the year...

missed tonight's game until the ninth
but
in essence
missed nothing
SOS

Javy pitches well enough to keep getting handed the ball

if Dave Eiland were truly a genius
he'd soak the warm-up balls in the bullpen for Javy's next start
with triple poison sumac which takes three months to heal
and shake his head
Now how the hell did this happen
Jav
guess you just got bad luck

maybe next year, pal
for some other team
preferably one we play 19 times and meet in the playoffs
so there'd be a chance
The Yanks could turn the streak into their favor...

Javy Vasquez
till 2010 do us part









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