WALK LIKE A MAN

JAVY

JAVY

retires nine in a row

so

why can't Javy do it

when

the Yanks give him the lead

why

because Vasquez belongs with a losing team

and that's stronger than any Yankee Legacy

now

boom

home run

to a kid from the farms

first jack ever

off

Javy vasquez

the kid's record's tainted

"Off Javy Vasquez?"

teammates ribbing the kid

up and down the bench

hey, kid

the shit you hit don't count

now joey g.

pulls the tross from cashmans neck

cashman

let's let

2009

#27

put 2004 behind us

and bring Javy Vasquez

back to the New York Yankees

WHEEEEEEeEE!!!!!

genius

genius

genius

yes

albert einstein WAS

a genius

cashman was a mook

to even think of Javy Vasquez

ever again in his life

let alone

ever

bring the bum back

in the fold

Joba comes in

the Yanks have a chance

just as long as Vasquez

doesn't look at the mound

as the rest of us look at

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